starllex:

This one time my friend dropped acid and we showed him a picture of a cat and he was staring at it for the longest time and he looks at me and goes “yo how long is this video?”

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harrysdimples:

scottish twitter wins yet again

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harshlips:
“ The Breakfast Club (1985) - dir. by John Hughes
”

inbedwithboys:

I feel horrible in case you were wondering

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oockitty:

enigmatic-ooc:

Friend: Says something.

What I want to say: I’m really interested in what you are saying. As my friend, I support you. I want you to know I am still here, still listening, and still enjoying what we are sharing together. However as this is a topic I myself have no experience with, or little to say or offer, I’m unable to produce much in the way of input from my side. However trust that I still adore listening to you!

What comes out: Yee.

This post shot me in the face four times.

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papatulus:

sundial911:

papatulus:

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

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cyber-yeezuss:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

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ginger-ale-official:

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

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catsuggest:

scarhaver:

it’s so fucked up when you see something you KNOW is a portal to somewhere but you can’t figure out how to activate it. this is the most frustrating feeling that plagues modern man.

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