Me to the FBI man: So, do you have to watch yourself through a laptop or do you have your own FBI person? But then who watches him? Is there a never-ending chain of FBI men watching other FBI men?
(via sixpenceee)
Me: She could get it.
It: A relationship built on trust, mutual respect, and love.
(via guy)
most parents : afraid their child will find their gun and get hurt
me: afraid my son will find my protein powder and get too strong and then he has to be my dad
(Source: darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore, via acidic-pancakes)
Imagine being born a goat and not knowing exactly why you are climbing a rock but you just feel like it’s right to
(via acidic-pancakes)
me at 15: when I’m 25 I’ll have my life together!!!
me now: at…..45…..maybe I’ll be doing…kind of ok by then
(via acidic-pancakes)